Maxie Quest ~ Or That Other Adventure in Gensokyo

Welcome to...
MAXIE QUEST
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Or Something Like That.



You are Max, a person people know little about. You were introduced to touhou some time ago by someone you are freinds with over the internet and trust deeply. She assumes you look something like the above picture, and are very moe for a boy.

You have just wooken up in a forest, and have a strange, yet veery familiar woman hanging over you... from a... a gap.

Oh no.

Well. No point in explaining any of this.

However, you're life just got much more interesting than normal.

>"Hello Yukari."

<"Hello Max"

They're right there...

>"Mind telling me why I'm here?"

You are so not complaining! You're merely curious!

<"It is my belief that an event is approaching Gensokyo, which cannot be defeated by any off it's current residents. Including myself."

Serious atmosphere.

What.

Seriously, What.

You have no idea if you've read anything like this or not. But if Yukarin can't handle it, it's bad.

>"...So why am I here"

<"This being, seems to have spent time withing Gensokyo, analyzing all of it's inhabitants abilities. It also seems to have some kind of device that nullifies the abilities of others."

<"However, it has not analyzed you..."

No, you did not hear that! You are here for tea at a shrine, and parties!

>"Oh, luckily for it, I don't have any powers."

<"Oh you do, as do most humans in the outside world. The only problem is the lack of magic."

Can I meet Yuka now? She'll have tea with me, that would be nice. Did I mention how nice and unstressful tea would be? Very unstressful. And moderately nice.

You are very stressed. Is there no glimmer of hope!?

You think fantasy storyline always end up with the hero victorious.

...Well, most of the time.

>"So now I travel around the land, learning from the masters, and become strong enough to stop the ultimate evil and get the girl tea party?" You ask somewhat sarcastically.

<"Actually, that was what I had in mind."

Well.

You facepalm, Yukari....

>"Guuuh, of course you did. So... where do I start?"

<"Well I was able to enlist Remilia Scarlet in assisting my efforts."

>"So... China."

<"Yes, you will be training with China."

>"So how do I get to the Scarlet Devil Mansion?"

<"Oh, I'll just drop you off."

Another highly suspicious gap appears on the ground. You can see the eyes in it staring at you, daring you to enter their domain.

TEA. SERVED BY SAKUYA. MADE OF TEA. WITH TEA IN IT. Oh, and training to fight, that's pretty cool too.

But REALLY! TEA!

The eyes dare you, they dare you to chase what you love.

However this could be dangerous...

But Tea.

>"That's convenient, thanks alot Yukari, talk to you soon, hopefully, because I'll need more explaining later on~" You say as you run past.

You go a cannon ball into the gap, and immediatly hit grass as the gap closes behind you.

It's the Scarlet Devil Mansion~ Home of Elegant, European Tea!

>"OW!"

You rub your sore behind, and make a note that the eyes never lose.

There just does happen to be someone!

It seems to be Meiling, though she's already standing in front of you, approaching further might be a bad idea.

You approach her anyhow. She seems a bit disturbed by your sudden close proximity.

Luckly you do not get kicked in the genitals, however you wish her legs weren't so flexible as to ba able to deliver a roundhouse kick to your face.

>"Hello there, sorry to drop in"

Oh, oh, that was precious. Too bad she doesn't get the joke...

>"I'm Max, if Yukari didn't tell you that. I'm hoping Yukari told you at least something, though, otherwise I'm the guy standing on your lawn and talking gibberish. Nice perfume."

She nods and bows.

<"I am Hong Meiling, After you have settled in I will be your teacher."

She really does smell nice...

>"Okay, when do we start?"

Why beat around the bush, any as well get to the point, unless it happened to be a tea bush.

<"Ah, well there's only a few hours untill sunset."

She frowns.

<"Perhaps tonight?"

Maybe there will be tea time during dinner?